Breaking!! Israeli PM joins Ghairat Brigade

Saturday, June 11, 2011 at 12:22 am

This can’t be called a BREAKING NEWS! anymore but still it is a significant news.

Israeli PM Netanyahu finally joined Ghairat Brigade when he refused to listen what Obama, The American President ordered to him.

What is Ghairat Brigade?

You guys might be getting confused what is meant by Ghairat Brigade? Actually I was also not aware at all and learned recently on Internet. The term coined by some liberal for the community which opposed US and it’s wicked policies in region one way or other. The gang of liberal thugs mock those as “GHAIRATMAND” who are concerned over violation of Pakistani borders one way or other by Americans. Our elite and Beghairat class laugh at us and mock us as backwards and what not. So while Israeli PM made the same grave mistake, he has automatically joined the Ghairat Brigade. There are news that this news has given heart attacks and Loose motions to prominent liberal comrade, Nadeem.F.Paracha who was blaming that NetenYahu was part of Zia cabinet in 80s and he also got training from IJT campuses across Pakistan which made NetenYahu an anti-American. Nadeem is even sure that NetenYahu attended last Dharna against Drone Strikes on the call of Imran Khan.

The latest news is that Iranian President AhmedinNIjad also joined Ghairat Brigade. Details later.

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Categories: Ignorance, Announcement, Sarcasm

From Pakistan to Drunkistan

Saturday, May 28, 2011 at 11:24 am

While Pakistan has been facing saveral issues due to its adaptation of American’s so called War on Terror. We are also facing several internal threats due to society conflicts as well. The Pakistan which Jinnah got in the name of Islam is almost collapsed in the hands of those who are not only morally corrupt but filthy as well. This society is become the hub of people who considers good as evil and evil as Good.


Ali Salim

A couple of days back (in)famous Women Rights Activist and Liberal Ali Salim aka Beghum Nawazish Ali beaten up his mom and broke her nose while he was drunk. This all happened after a heated exchange of words with his mom which resulted her severe injury.

This is not the first case. Another (in)famous Pakistani journalist and anchor of AAJ TV’s BOLTA PAKISTAN’s NUSRAT Jawed hosted a show while he was drunk. He even abused his co-host Mushtaq Minhas. Nusrat is famous to keep the mug filled with wine while doing the show. Check out the video:

You can see how this beghairat Insaan did not even have any shame that he is gonna face millions of viewers. How could he has any shame while he was not even in his senses?

Another classic piece by CM Balochistam, Raisani who went to visit a school while he was drunk:

And these are the people who are here to protect us:

So the common Pakistani:

Declan Walsh’s article about Alcoholism and DRY Pakistan reveals the rise of Alcoholism in Pakistan which draws quite a horrible picture. While the so called elite class of Pakistan does not consider it a sin. The dark side of Alcoholism is just giving embarrassing pictures of Pakistan. Liberals does not know that Alcoholism in them is rather reflecting a pathetic and embarrassing image of Pakistan rather than a Soft Image.

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Categories: Secularism Extreemism, retard, pakistan

Killing in the name of..USA

Sunday, May 22, 2011 at 11:04 am

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Many of you would have read that how the bastards of Frontier Core(FC) killed Chechens including a pregnant woman by declaring them SUICIDE BOMBERS. When I read this news, I got shock for a moment that how low we could to please USA? Just because USA slapped Pakistani officials and snatched away Osama(as they say), they are desperate to do earn scores to earn some “respect”. Now reports are emerging that those who were killed were not Suicide Bombers at all and FC people are lying with full length. The picture given above is enough to make me shiver due to fear. Everyone has to die one day. What would we answer to God? What would these FC bastards say to Allah when this 7 month pregnant woman would ask for Justice from Allah. The day no USA would come to rescue for Zardari and Gillani. No Mike Mullen would save the ass of Kiyani and Co. Fear the Day. The lady in picture has submitted her case to Allah and she has entire universe as witness.

Image: AFP

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Categories: Ignorance, fascism, disaster, America, facts

Snapmarks- My Free Iphone App for bookmarking

Sunday, May 15, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Offcourse this is a Promo Post but then..it’s my blog :D

As many of my readers know that I code for living and I do like to get into different stuff other than conventional 9-5 jobs. Recently I started playing with iPhone development. Obj-C is kind of french for me but then I found a tool called Appcelerator, it converts your JS code into Obj-C project. It’s quite an awesome tool.

So, recently my 3rd iPhone app got approved(read below for other two). I named it Snapmarks. It’s a bookmarking app which could be very handy to bookmark stuff you are reading in Library,home or anywhere ..even on Web! You can know further about it by watching this video. Excuse my marketing,video and speaking skills! :-)

Background of this App

So far Most of the stuff I have made was actually my own need first. I am not some famous entrepreneur but I believe that the only product which could be successful is the ONE which fulfills your needs first.

So, one day I was reading Quran after Isha prayers in near by Masjid. While you are reading a book in some public place like Masjid, it’s not guarantee that the bookmark you put last time would be there because someone else could change it for his own need. So the idea came in mind that why not use the Camera facility of iPhone to take the snap you are reading and bookmark it so that you could refer it later. Thus this became the reason of working on Snapmarks. I conceptualized the entire idea first on paper; made screens. I worked on Db and then got into Coding. It took 3 weeks to finish it up. As I work for an employer so it took so long.

Unlike my previous apps I made a FREE VERSION of this app first. Making a Free copy of your product could not help in marketing but it could user a sense of feeling that they are not putting money on something which they have not used it first. So like any other FREE product this FREE version also has limitations. You can add upto 3 bookmarks only and It’s also aided with Apple’s iAds. The paid version is coming on 20thMay,2011 InshaAllah.

The other 2 Apps I made are Am I Beautiful- app for those who suffer low self-esteem and Zakat Calculator which is a joint venture of my friend Rizwan and Me.

So, if you own an iPhone then do TRY the FREE VERSION and let me know what do you think about it!

Snapmarks Home Page: http://sm.sidlabs.com
ITunes Link:http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/snapmarks-lite/id434301081?mt=8&ls=1

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Categories: Announcement, apple

Why Osama Bin Laden was killed?

Tuesday, May 3, 2011 at 1:02 am

This is not a secret anymore as Pakistanfake image on Internet and burial in sea stories, I am gonna believe his role is over. By keeping the news in mind, allow me to discuss event unfolded before his death.

1- The arrest and release of CIA Spy Reymond Davis and asking of Pakistani officials to restrict operations on Pakistani soil.

2- Kayani- “Prosperity is aim but not at the cost of honour“. Does this mean Mr.Kyani is breaking all the agreements of past which caused lots of trouble for Pakistan and now preferring to be neutral in future?

3- US is not doing well in Afghanistan and they want to go back to home after having a long war and committing suicides,

4- Operation Badar from 1st May, to make things more worst for their enemies.

5- US 2012 elections, the killing could help Obama to sit in office for next 4 years. The way news broke in US media was hell enough to figure out that story is different, then burying in sea without giving as a proof created further doubts. However, OBL was used symbolically for next election. In past Pres.Bush used OBL when he was losing the election. Obama followed the suit. While people of secular US follow media religiously, it was enough to understand they would buy the theory more easily than anyone else. Previously we know how WMD drama found false. It’s not that Osama is alive or something. Point is, I doubt he died yesterday. I doubt he was alive and would have been died long time back. Declaring is death like death is quite fishy. Atleast for Pakistanis.

6- An excuse of safe exit from Afghanistan so that they could tell their people that they got what they wanted.

7- Using Osama raid as a practice to test the capabilities of Pakistan Army to figure out whether they can retaliate if Americans attack on Pakistan’s nuclear program.

So perfect timing for the whole thing. Regardless of whatever is the reason, my message for Americans:

You got your man. Now get the hell out of Pakistan along with your liberal cronies and leave us alone.

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Categories: pakistan, Announcement, America

Moin Akhter passed away

Friday, April 22, 2011 at 8:39 pm

This evening I got the shocking news about the sad demise of actor Moin Akhter. Inna LIllahye Waina Alahye Rajion.

I have grown up listening and watching his classic work on TV. I remember we had his cassettes and I used to enjoy his stand up comedy. He was not only a comedian but a great mimic. How one can forget the classic Studio series(2, 21/2). The unique thing about Moin Akhter that he also did serious role quite well. The drama ROZEE and HALF PLATE were classics.

and classic Half plate:

And the one and only Rozee:

Thankyou Moin Sahab for keep giving us smiles for 45 years. May Allah bless you and give Sabar to your family.Ameen

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Categories: pakistan, Announcement

Bacha Abhi Kacha Hay

Wednesday, April 13, 2011 at 10:38 pm

:-). Something foreigners high profile people could learn from our experienced thieves in politics.

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Categories: Tafreeh, Idiot

Yuvraj admits Pakistan helped India to reach in final

Sunday, April 10, 2011 at 12:35 pm

Finally the anger in reaction by Indian cricketers revealed the truth. Yuvraj Singh of Indian Cricket Team finally admitted that they lost the match due to poor performance of Pakistan rather than a better performance by Indians. In a reactionary statement on Afridi’s statement, Yuvraj said:

Pakistanis indeed have very large hearts which is evident by their generous gesture of dropping so many catches against India during the semi-final clash.

India would not have gone to the final had it not been for Pakistan’s large-heartedness.

While every Pakistani was cautious about weird performance of few Individuals like Misbah and Yunis, Yuvraj’s statements proved it anyway. Question is, how things got started,

In other Interview, Afridi said:

Talking truth about Indian attitude against Pakistan and Pakistanis gave strokes to many here and across the border. I am surprised why are they reacting? The way Pakistanis were being bashed during the match was not a hidden secret at all and I myself covered a couple of instances in last post.

Instead of burning their sorry asses, I think Indians should ponder how bad they treat Pakistan. I 20000% agree with what Afridi said, something which other Pakistanis feel too. I am glad Afridi revealed the truth.

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Categories: cricket, pakistan, India

Yes Afridi you should be sorry because..

Friday, April 1, 2011 at 2:49 pm

This is not the first time we lost a match against India neither it’s the first time that we lost against India in World cup matches yet I am surprised that Pakistani skipper is saying Sorry to entire nation because the lost the Semi against India. It’s quite weird while our PM Gillani and His Boss, Zardari are more concerned how to get laid infront of Indian counterpart for sake of one-sided friendship. While the performance of Misbah and Yunus makes the entire game suspicious and few other resources leakages makes me to believe in that one again few black sheeps sold out for sake of money(I pray all of them suffer miserably here and hereafter because I witnessed myself that how entire city of Karachi looked broken next day).

So the question is, should Afridi be sorry. I think yes he should because:

1- He decided to opt a career where corruption is common and selling out country for money is quite common.

2- You made the world’s fastest century in very very early days in Cricket.

3- Your Sixes and Fours gave you the name “Boom BOom”.

4- You opted to become a practiced Muslim, which helped to change his life style after joining the ranks of Inzy, Mushtaq and Saeed to become part of Tableeghi Jamat hence a “Taliban” or Fundamentalist in the eyes of retarded and ill-fated intellectuals.

5- You decided to lead a team which was scattered after having lots of scandals about match fixing. Being a not-so-fanatic cricket fan stopped following Pakistani Cricket. Your team’s awesome and shocking performance in group matches and quarter final made me to get glued infront of TV.

6- You gave few moments of happiness to millions of Pakistanis who get drone attacks of different problems every day. Who are humiliated, cursed and rejected by their own people. You made a mistake to give few moments of smiles to those who are forced to quit talking about self-respect when they talk against the injustice about Reymond Davis’ rescue or handing over Aafia for sake of dollars.

Due to the reasons above and many many others who helped to give smiles and proud to others are your blunders and you should be sorry for that. You should be sorry to be part of Pakistan where beghairiti and selfishness consider the most respectable thing in the society. Where people even get ready to sell their family member for sake of few dollars. Where people who try to follow Islam are mocked and ridiculed. Where dishonesty is the best policy. Where leg pulling is considered an art. You should be sorry for all what you did. After all we are the nation who has forced to people like AQ Khan to say sorry for the mess of others. Similarly you had to say sorry for filth of few individual cricketers, politicians and elders in PCB who worship money rather than God. You should be sorry for whatever you did or whatever you didn’t. We the nation have habit of mudslinging good and crowing rascals as our Heroes. While you have decided to take rest and not going for next WI tour, I would recommend you to concentrate on your own business,inaugurating different businesses and continue spreading Deen among Muslims and stay away from the stooges of PCB. Best of Luck!

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Categories: cricket, pakistan, Sarcasm

Worldcup Semi final and rising Pakistan Phobia in India

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 12:00 am

While only a day is left before Semi Final contest between India and Pakistan, the phobia about Indian enemy, Pakistan, is skyrocketing now. Indian media is at peak to create enough hype about upcoming contest.

Things started from a very shocking news when it was found that owner of the parrot killed him due to fear Hindu extremist organizations like Shiv Sena. The parrot named MANI predicted not once but thrice about the victory of Pakistan in worldcup. The extremist Hindus of ‘Secular’ Bharat couldn’t tolerate it and they didn’t allow freedom of expression to a parrot let alone humans.

Things don’t stop here. The famous Indian commentary website, CricBuzz’s Chat section always gives an impression of war and tussle between India and Pakistani users where Indian users don’t miss a chance to say anything to Pakistanis, like, terrorists, asking them to leave ‘Indian Chat Site’.

The most hilarious media hype you will find below. It was told by a friend and I was laughing like hell after listening the commentary. The idiot lady and the commentor made the black marble a Ghori Missile and called Pakistan’s practice, a KhoonKhuar Practice.

On other hand, former leg-arm spinner Ravi Shahstri called Indian Team BMW and Pakistani Team a Rickshaw. In reply Aamir Sohail gave him an awesome response. Watch below:

Watching all this hype and grudges against Pakistan, it’s easily to figure out how much Indians are eager to have friendship with Pakistan. A ground reality which human like pigeons are unable to figure out who are more inclined towards slavery rather than friendship on equal terms.

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Categories: cricket, pakistan, India