Upgrade Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

Sunday, February 22, 2009 at 12:50 am

I read it many years back and it was forwarded again after a long time. It’s still valid and will be valid forever. Facts ar efacts my friend! Enjoy

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded my Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs
and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies
7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the
system whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while attempting to run my favorite
applications.

I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend
5.0 , but the ‘uninstall’ doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
“A Troubled User”

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just
a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not
to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child
Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear ” to
alleviate software
augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will
return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but
it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0,
Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be
very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to
launch the program NagNag 9.5 .

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0
is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Designerwear 2.1 and Diamond Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This
application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ..