Musharraf’s rule of Economics

Sunday, September 2, 2007 at 9:10 pm

Our president Pervaiz Musharraf is an intelligent boy. This is the main reason he’s the head of Pakistan Army.

I was not aware of this intelligence of our president until I was blessed by one of his speech and recently discovered a program which is telecast live from “Aiwan-e-Sadar”, the president house. In a question which was asked by some businessman who was worried about Pakistan economy and frustrated Pakistanis, Musharraf as-usual refuted him as well and proved him wrong by giving his rules of good economy. These rules are so effective and simple that a layman like me who no nothing about economy and commerce and took a week to understand why one has to equalize credit amount with debit amount in balance sheet, was able to grasp them at first place. According our president, Pakistan’s economy going high and high and reducing poverty because(In his own words).

  • Gaoun(Village) mey log kushhaal horahe hain. Log Lux aur Capri sabun istimal kar rahe hain. Unilever se poochain, wo bataye gey k gaoun me unki products k supply kitni zyda hay.
  • Gaoun k loog jo pehle Cycle istimal karta thay wo ab motor cycle istimal kar rahe hain. Atlas Honda Walo se pochain, Shirazi sahab batain gey k unki motor cycles k kitni demand hain. Kaha jarhee hain woh? bhai gaoun me supply horahe hay. ye sab behtri nahi hay tu aur kia hay?
  • Aap daloun(pulse) k qeemat dekhay, Mash,Masoor, chana ye sab india se sasti hain, mey parcha laya houn likh kar jo aap leysakte hain.

Few months ago he made a speech on TV on same topic. Musharraf said:

  • Shehar k logo me Kushhaali hay, log mobiles khareed rahay hain. Mobie k qeemat das hazar(Rs.10,000 ) hay. ye paisa kahan se araha hay? Kush hali hay jabhi tu khared rahay hain.
  • ye jo aap sarkoun(roads) par gaarian dekh rahay hain, ye kaha se ayee? hazaroun garian import hoti hain,logo k jaib me paisa hay tabhi khareed rahay hain.

See, how he made economics simple I was just doing Wah Wah after getting to the point economic lesson. Shaukat Aziz would have been regretting why he wasted so many years at CitiBank and never trusted on Boss.

Now I can say proudly that my country is progressing and sooner we will leave India,China and USA behind.

Sab se Pehla Pakistan Zindabad !

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3 Comments on “Musharraf’s rule of Economics”

  1. MENSHEVIK
    on September 2nd, 2007 at 10:46 PM

    ECONOMICS BY A COMIC

  2. Ahmad Noor
    on September 3rd, 2007 at 5:39 AM

    Another worrying thing is how many public educational institutes have army men as there heads. They also made education very simple, just let the people make thousands of third class universities and produce thousands of so called PHDs every year.

    Allah save us form these “highly intelligent” Army Generals

  3. saif uddin
    on September 4th, 2007 at 10:14 AM

    like to share some thoughts of Galib for Mr. President

    Hum wahan hain, jahan se humko bhi
    Kuch hamari khabar nahi aati.

    Thanks for sharing this adnan..

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